Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?