Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why do bees buzz?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?