What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?