What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How did the vampire start his letter?