What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How are teens like cats?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?