Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Disneyland®!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the mare gain weight?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is the coolest country?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?