Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Tom Cruise.
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When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are baseball players so good at math?