What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What tree has the most bark?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What are you studying in math?
What animal has the most fun?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?