How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
A book just fell on my head.
How much money does a skunk have?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?