What do farmers do on February 14th?
Give hogs and kisses.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?