What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a small mom?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?