What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What makes pirates such good singers?