What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do birds serve on Halloween?