What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why is a computer so smart?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What cartoon character loves insects?