How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How does a witch play loud music?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?