What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where do birds go to drink?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?