What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?