Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
It was a little plane.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did summer say to spring?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What animal likes to party the most?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?