How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?