Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?