How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?