Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
He prefers a bare bones vehicle.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the calf play in the school band?
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Do dads always snore?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?