Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
They saw a Job.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?