What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?