What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How long will dinner be?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is the difference between baseball and law?