Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How do horses stay in such great shape?