What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What bird is losing its hair?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?