What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Catcher!
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why is money so stubborn?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?