Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Because they always want strikes.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?