What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What are baby potatoes called?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the confused bee say?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
How did the vampire start his letter?