Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?