What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?