Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What birds make average students?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?