Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?