Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?