Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?