What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?