Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?