Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What do bees chew?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Do dads always snore?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How was the wedding?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
My leaf blower doesn't work.