Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How long will dinner be?