Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which singer could always break a five?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?