What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What animal loves a baseball game?