What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a small mom?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?