What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do cats always get what they want?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?