Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?