What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What do golfers drink on the green?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What birds always travel in twos?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Which former US President was always cold?