Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Because they're catty.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What are baby potatoes called?