What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the school bully have for lunch?