What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why do all the planets get along?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How much money does a skunk have?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?