What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What kind of music do planets like?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What vegetables make the best music?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.